The list for a kid's perfect Saturday: watch every cartoon from Six AM 'til Dance Craze, while eating three bowls of sugar chunk cereal; ride your bike down the steepest hill in the neighborhood, and you all know which one that is; play catch with every kid in the park; and finally, go to the movies and sit through it three times!
Grandpa
Either that milk's gone bad or they figured out a whole new way to sell cottage cheese.
Guy on TV
-guns ready! Mutant robots from outer space, spitting bacteria that eat your face... (TV melts)
