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(At the park, a kite is flying in the sky, then the string breaks and the kites glides through the sky before landing in front of a tree. Arnold appears and finds the kite and goes to get it)

Eugene

Hey Arnold!

Arnold

Who's there?

Eugene

It's me, Eugene!

Arnold

Eugene? Where are you?

Eugene

Here! I'm in the tree! (Arnold looks up and sees Eugene in the tree) Hey!

Arnold

What are you doing up there?

Eugene

Oh, just hanging around. (chuckles)

Arnold

That's nice.

Eugene

Actually, I'm stuck.

Arnold

Stuck?

Eugene

Yep, stuck. I got up this morning and thought, "What a perfect day for climbing a tree", and it was, until I got up here and remembered I have a tremendous fear of heights. I've been here for hours just hoping someone might come by and help me. You're the first person I've seen.

Arnold

Don't worry, I'll get you down.

Eugene

Thanks Arnold, you're a pal.

(Arnold climbs up the tree, suddenly the branch he's climbing breaks leaving him hanging)

Eugene

Arnold! Hang on, I've got you. (helps Arnold up) Well, I guess we're both stuck now.

Arnold

Yeah, I guess we are.

Eugene

Don't worry, I just know someone will come along any minute and save us.

Arnold

Right. How long did you say you waited til I came by?

Eugene

Oh, not more than two or three hours.

(A while later...)

Eugene

(sighs) Yep. Any minute now.

Arnold

Eugene, could I ask you a favor? Could you stop saying that? You've been sighing like that and saying "Any minute now" every minute for the last hour.

Eugene

Gosh Arnold, I'm just trying to be optimistic.

Arnold

But every time you say it, it just makes it seem like we've been stuck up here even longer.

Eugene

Oh it hasn't been that long. At least it's a beautiful day. (sighs) Yep. Any minute now.

Arnold

(sighs)

Harold

Stupid bush! Get outta my way!

Arnold

Hey, Harold, up here!

Harold

Huh? What are you guys doing up in that tree?

Arnold

We're stuck.

Harold

Stuck? (laughs hard) Arnold and Eugene stuck in a tree, S-T-U-K in a tree! (laughs) You're so stupid, you're so stupid!

Arnold

Yeah, it's real funny. Now could you just help us get us down?

Harold

Sure I could help you, but you both have to give me a nickel.

Arnold

Okay, Harold, we'll both give you a nickel.

Harold

Great! Two nickels, that's fifteen cents! I'll be right back. (leaves and comes back with a ladder) Yeah, I found this ladder leaning against the water tower. There was a guy up there, but I din't figure he'd mind if I borrow it. (scene shows a man falling off the water tower) You guys are so stupid! Getting stuck in a tree! (laughs hard and accidentally kicks the ladder to the ground breaking it) Oh, I'm so stupid!

Arnold

It's okay, Harold.

Eugene

At least you tried.

Harold

Well, how are we supposed to get down? Maybe we'll try reaching that branch-

Arnold

Forget it, Harold. We've been up here for hours trying to figure out how to get down and there's no way.

Harold

Well, what are we supposed to do then? Just wait here?

Arnold

Unfortunately, I think we have to.

Harold

Ooh, what a chip!

Eugene

Don't worry, Harold, I just know someone will come by and save us. (sighs) Yep, any minute now.

(Later...)

Harold

How long it's been now?

Eugene

Well, judging by the position of the sun, I say it's been another hour at least.

Harold

(sobs) We're gonna be stuck here forever! No one comes to this part of the park. (cries on Arnold's shoulder)

Arnold

It's okay, Harold.

Harold

I don't wanna die!

Eugene

Hey, look! Someone's coming! (sees a man on a tractor; they call to him without success)

Harold

Awww, he can't hear us!

Arnold

Maybe if we throw something, we can get his attention.

Eugene

Oh that's a wonderful idea, Arnold! (He and Arnold grab cherries but Harold grabs the whole branch, and they try to get his attention, but Eugene knocks him out with a cherry) Well, at least we got his attention.

(Harold then hears poking and sees a woodpecker poking him on the head)

Harold

Stupid woodpecker!

Eugene

I read somewhere that if a woodpecker lands on your head, it's lucky.

Harold

Shut it, Eugene, just shut it!

(The boys suddenly hear Chocolate Boy)

Chocolate Boy

Chocolate, yeah.

(Arnold, Eugene and Harold call to Chocolate Boy who immediately notices them)

Arnold

We're stuck. We need you to go get help.

Chocolate Boy

Yeah, yeah. Get help and chocolate.

Arnold

Go to the fire station, tell them we're stuck in a tree, and we need help getting down.

Eugene

Tell them Eugene sent you. They know me, they've rescued me many times before.

Arnold

Go directly to the fire station, tell them we're stuck in a tree, and whatever you do, don't stop for chocolate.

Chocolate Boy

Got it! Go to the fire station, tell them you're stuck in a tree, and don't stop except for chocolate.

Arnold

No! Go to the fire station, tell them we're stuck in a tree, and don't stop for chocolate.

Chocolate Boy

Go to the tree, tell them you're stuck in the fire station, and don't stop except for chocolate.

Arnold

No, listen carefully and repeat after me; fire station.

Chocolate Boy

Fire station.

Arnold

Stuck in a tree.

Chocolate Boy

Stuck in a tree.

Arnold

Don't stop for chocolate.

Chocolate Boy

Don't stop for chocolate.

Arnold

That's it, now repeat it back to me.

Chocolate Boy

Go to the fire station.

Arnold

Right.

Chocolate Boy

Stuck in a tree.

Arnold

That's it.

Chocolate Boy

But first stop for chocolate.

Arnold

No, don't stop for chocolate.

Chocolate Boy

Don't stop for chocolate.

Arnold

Right, you got it, now go!

Chocolate Boy

Go to fire station, stuck in tree, don't stop for chocolate. Go to fire station, stuck in tree, don't stop for chocolate. Stuck in fire station, don't stop for chocolate... (fades out)

Harold

(to Arnold) He's not coming back, is he?

Arnold

Nope.

Eugene

Oh, sure, he is, just minutes from now he'll come back, riding in a fire engine, sirens singing, with a whole bunch of smiling firemen to save us. (sighs) Yep. Any minute now.

(Harold raises his fist, but Arnold stops him and they all see the knocked-out man on the tractor pass by. They then wait for a while, but nothing happens.)

Harold

How long it's been now?

Arnold

About another hour I guess.

Harold

We're never get out of this tree! (his stomach growls) Oh I'm so hungry! (thinks of something) Hey, I just remembered! I've got 4 lb. of leftover egg fu yon in my backpack! (Arnold smells it and gives it to Eugene) Wait, wha-what are you doing!? Don't give it to him, he'll drop it, he's a jinx!

Eugene

Oh don't worry, I'll be very caref- (He accidentally spills it on a nearby tree branch.)

Harold

Ahh! (a squirrel comes along and eats a noodle.)

Eugene

Don't worry guys, I just know Chocolate Boy's on his way here with the firetruck to save us.

(A while later)

Harold

I'll never get out of this tree!

Arnold

Take it easy, Harold.

Harold

Why should I take it easy!? I'm gonna end up living in this stupid tree with you two, eating tree worms and bark, picking splinters out of my butt every night! I'm never gonna grow up and go to college or get married, I mean, who am I gonna marry, that squirrel!?

(The squirrel takes offense to this)

Arnold

We're going to get out of here.

Harold

What if we don't?

(Arnold then has a fantasy where he, Eugene and Harold are now old)

Old Harold

Stop shaking the branch, Eugene, you stupid old fool!

Old Eugene

Sorry, Harold, but I wanna look nice for tonight's celebration.

Old Arnold

What are we celebrating?

Old Eugene

Today is our anniversary. We've been living in our tree for 70 years.

Old Harold

70 years!? No!

Old Eugene

Don't worry, Harold, any minute now, Chocolate Boy's gonna come with the fire department to save us.

Old Harold

What are you talking about? It's been 70 years! He's not coming back! (A squirrel chatters at Harold) I told you, I can't clean out the bird nest tonight. I'm playing poker with the boys. (The squirrel chatters) Aww, nag nag nag, that's all you do. (to Eugene and Arnold) Take my advice, don't get married.

Old Arnold

Especially to a squirrel.

Old Eugene

Hey look! There goes the gang! (Shows the gang now old)

Old Arnold

Too bad they're all deaf. Otherwise, they could hear us and go get help. (They then see the knocked-out man still on the tractor)

Old Eugene

Gosh, you'd think eventually he'd run out of gas.

(Fantasy ends as Arnold looks over at Harold, who is crying)

Eugene

It won't be that bad, Harold. We'll have lots of fresh air and stars at night and all the woodland creatures for our friends and family.

Harold

If you don't shut the heck up, Eugene, I'm gonna pound ya! (He gets his head poked by the woodpecker again)

(Later, it gets stormy as Eugene repeatably hiccups which is irritating Harold)

Harold

Stop hiccuping! Please stop hiccuping! I can't take the hiccuping! Aah! Stop it, stop it!

Arnold

Calm down, Harold.

Eugene

Hey, I stopped. (hiccups again)

Harold

Aah! I'm trapped! I'm trapped and hungry and-

Eugene

A little scared?

Harold

No I'm not scared!

Arnold

We're gonna be fine. You just have to have a little faith that everything will work out. Look at Eugene. He's looking on the bright side.

Harold

I know Arnold, but that's because he's living in his own little pretend land!

Arnold

Just try having some faith. If we think positive and stick together something good will happen.

(Suddenly it starts to rain, causing Harold to frown at Arnold)

Eugene

Arnold's right. (hiccups) We're gonna get down from this tree. (hiccups) Come on, clap your hands if you believe! (singing) ♪Every seed turns into a flower, every minute turns to an hour.♪

Harold

Uh, stop it, stop it, stop singing that idiotic song!

Eugene

(singing) ♪Turn that frown upside-down, and there's a nice big smile!♪

Harold

That's it! That's it! (starts to shake the branch)

Arnold

Harold, seriously, someone's going to get hurt.

Eugene

(singing) ♪So never let go of hope!♪

Harold

That's it, I'm gonna break your face!

Arnold

(stopping Harold and Eugene) Cut it out! Both of you!

Eugene

(singing) ♪It's a life-saving rope!♪

Harold

You asked for it, you little-

Arnold

Harold, stop! (Harold raises his fist to hit Eugene, but accidentally hits Arnold who starts to fall over)

Eugene

Arnold! (he and Harold grad Arnold's legs as his hat falls to the ground) Gosh, I guess we should try and pull him up.

Arnold

That would be good.

Harold

Pull him up? I'm trying as hard as I can just to hold on.

Arnold

Well if you can't pull me up, at least don't let go.

Harold

I don't think I can hold on, he's too heavy.

Eugene

You have to have faith, just believe you can do it and you'll be able to.

Arnold

Listen to Eugene, Harold, you can do it.

Harold

Okay I can do it, I can hold on, I won't drop Arnold, and he won't fall and break both his legs.

Eugene

I know what will help; an inspirational song! (singing) ♪So never let go of hope!♪

Both

(singing) ♪It's a life-saving rope, and like a seed grows dreams come true, just because you're you!♪ (as they end the song the sky becomes clear again)

Harold

Hey, I think it's working! I think I can hold him now!

Eugene

I told you, all you had to do was believe.

Harold

Yeah, all I had to do was believe.

Eugene

Aah, I bet any minute now we're gonna be rescued. (on cue, the firefighters arrive with Chocolate Boy; later, the boys are being rescued)

Eugene

I knew everything will turn out right. Chocolate Boy came with the firemen, and we're safely inside the cherry picker. Here we go! Whee! (suddenly the lever malfunctions swaying the cherry picker with the boys and the fireman inside)

Eugene

Gosh, first we're stuck in a cherry tree, now we're stuck in a cherry picker. Isn't life funny?

Harold

Oh Eugene I'm gonna pound you!

Arnold

Harold...