- (the residents are moaning about the furnace breaking)
Grandpa
- This is nothing. You should have been here in the winter of '49 if you want real cold!
Mr Hyunh
- I don't care, I was in Vietnam in 1949... plus I was not born yet!
Harvey
- I hate the snow.
- I hate the snow.
- I hate the rain
- And I hate the sleet.
- Man, I sure do hate the snow.
- My feet are froze
- And my toes are, too.
- I hate, I hate— Whoa!
- (falls into a snow bank)
- I hate the snow.
- I hate the snow.
(A huge snowball hits a bus driver's windshield.)
Bus Driver
- Aah! I can't see! We're all gonna die!
(Cut to reveal the passengers on the bus as Grandma and her "dog sled" team, acting nonchalantly.)
Helga
- Dumb football-headed snowman.
Grandpa
- That's the problem with society today.
Arnold
- What, we got no work ethic?
Grandpa
- No, you got no play ethic!
Grandma
- Must rescue the missionary! On team!! ON team!!