Smashed is a song written and composed by Dino Spumoni and Don Reynolds in-universe, and Jim Lang in real life.
This particular song was what encouraged Ernie Potts to go into the demolition business.
Lyrics[]
- Darling, you left my heart
- In pieces on the floor
- So tell me why shouldn't I
- Break some things of yours?
- I'll smash your lamp, the antique chair,
- That stupid thing you always wear;
- I'll smash a vase, the radio,
- Those little teacups from Limoges;
- Your wacky paintings on the walls;
- Darling, POW, I'll smash 'em all;
- Lover, it's just a game;
- Cupid can take the blame;
- I'll take the place apart,
- But don't worry, I won't smash your heart!
- Not me - maybe some other clown, but I'm not gonna smash your heart, baby - you're talkin' to Dino over here.
Appears In[]
- The Old Building
- Partners (no vocals)
- School Dance