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Rhonda

(to Arnold while everyone else watches) This guy is the worst.

(Helga and Rhonda turn to Arnold and cross their arms in disappointment)


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Rhonda

You know, you really blew it, Arnold. You ruined our school dance.

Arnold

(being literal) It's not over till it's over.

Helga

(looks away) Oh, it's over, Arnold.

Stinky

Yeah, the old fat guy sang, and he was just plain rotten.

Mr. Simmons

(on the stage and talks through the microphone) Once again, Dino Spumoni. (walks off the stage)

(Arnold claps slowly)

Dino

(walks up to the stage and grabs the microphone) Uh, ladies and gentleman... uh, I mean, boys and girls, I know you all came out here tonight to have a good time. And up till now, I-I guess you've been having a lousy time listening to me feeling sorry for myself talking about good times I used to figure were all over. Well, a good friend of mine reminded me this school dance isn't about me having a lousy time. It's about youse having a good time. Considering all that, I wanna sing an old song you probably never heard before. Way back when I wasn't too much older than you, me and my pals used to like it pretty good. I thought maybe you might like it, too. (gestures to his partner) Hit it, Tony.

(The band plays and upbeat tempo)

Dino

♪Ain't nothin' worse than feelin' you're no good♪ ♪Baby, down and out is a lousy neighborhood♪ (Now everyone starts dancing and enjoying Dino's music) ♪Those knockdown, drag-out days feel like ten rounds in the ring,♪ (winks at Arnold and he smiles at Dino) ♪But don't just hang on the ropes — get back in the swing!♪ ♪Ah, life's too short to live with your nose out of joint♪

Helga

(starts enjoying it and smiles) Hey, he's not half-bad. (bops her head)

Dino

♪Hey, listen up, you punks — I'm makin' a point♪

Rhonda

(starts enjoying it and dances next to Arnold) He's fantastic! You really did it, Arnold. What a brilliant idea. It's like you knew that he was so out that he's actually in.

Dino

♪Oh, I know, life can be cruel♪ ♪One day she makes you a king, and the next, you're a fool♪

(The episode ends and the credits has the singing in it)