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- (on a camping trip, Grandpa is showing Arnold and Gerald survival skills. Gerald is eating red berries. Arnold is eating green berries)
- Now, only do this under adult supervision. Red and sweet are good to eat, but I swear by this sonnet, green will make you vomit.
Arnold (swallows)
- I thought it was green and sweet are good to eat.
Grandpa
- No, I've been saying it all morning. Red and sweet. Red and sweet.
Arnold
- Excuse me a minute. (Arnold runs off screen and vomits)
Grandpa
- You're vomiting, aren't you, Arnold?
Arnold
- What's scat?
Grandpa
- You know, scat. Droppings. Like what you're standing in.
Grandpa
- Everything in nature is beautiful. Unless it's ugly.
- (On a hike through the woods)
- Ugh! It's getting kind of cold. I think I should turn down this air breeze a little. (Turns knob and it explodes, sending Bob into a tree)
- Are you okay, Mr. Pataki?
Big Bob Pataki
- Am I okay? Look at me! The food's gone! My neck's burned! The mister doesn't work! And to top it all off we're lost!
- Lost? I thought you knew where we were!
Big Bob Pataki
- I've been totally lost since we saw those signs in Spanish.
Helga
- What?! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
- (after the pathfinder breaks)
Big Bob Pataki
- Cheap piece of junk. I'll sell thousands of 'em.
Arnold (using his instincts)
- Camp, should be right... there!
- (the group cheers happily)
Big Bob:
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Arnold
- But we better follow this path around because—
Big Bob
- Forget the path, kid! Camp's right there! Juicy steaks, here I come! Oh, civilization I've missed you! (runs through the tall bushes alone and back into the camp cheering to himself)
Arnold
- I was just going to say, because that's poison ivy.
Helga
- Why don't we all go for a nice hike in the woods?
Big Bob
- Huh? I thought you hated hiking.
Helga
- Whatever gave you that idea?
Phoebe
- Perhaps it was on the way here when you kept saying, (imitating Helga) "I hate hiking! I hate hiking! I hate—" (Helga kicks her foot) Ow!