Boy howdy, this is gonna be
the best day at Dinoland ever.
Gee, you said a mouthful, pal.
What do you
want to ride first?
Let's ride the Dino-whirl.
Let's go to the food cave
and eat prehistoric pie
'till we puke.
Hey, look, let's ride
the Pterodactyl egg cups.
I just love them egg cups.
Yeah, let's go!
Forget it, guys. We can't go.
Huh? Why not?
Because, Arnold,
look who's on the ride.
Eugene, the living jinx.
Oh, come on.
He's just a regular kid
like you and me
and everybody else.
Oh, yeah?
Take a good look, Arnold.
(GROANS)
(YELLING)
(SHAKILY) I'm okay.
Face it, Arnold.
There's no doubt about it.
Eugene's a walkin'-talkin'
pirouettin' lulu of
a big ol' hangin' jinx.
(GROWLING)
Well, are you wusses
ready for the ultimate
Dinoland challenge?
You mean the newly refurbished
Tyranto Scare-Us Rex?
I'm game if you guys are.
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN AGREEMENT)
EUGENE: I'm game too, guys.
We can all go together,
it'll be great.
Come on, guys,
if you don't line up now
you'll miss your chance
to get a seat.
Aren't you guys coming?
Are you kidding?
Not with the all time jinx
of the century Eugene.
But Eugene's our friend.
What's your point?
We should stick by him.
Shouldn't we?
Oh, criminy,
I smell a speech
about virtues
and nobility coming on.
Helga, I just think
it's stupid
not to go on a ride
you're all dying to go on
just because Eugene's on it.
Arnold's got a point,
you guys.
It is a little petty
of us not to go.
So does that mean
you're coming?
Are you crazy?
Of course not,
we'd be k*lled for sure.
I'm going.
Don't do it, Arnold!
Whatever you do, he's a jinx.
Stinky, I'm getting
on the roller coaster
and I'm going to prove
once and for all
that Eugene is not a jinx.
Arnold, if you don't
make it back,
can I have your tokens?
I'm gonna make
it back, Harold.
Eugene and I are gonna ride
the Tyranno Scare-Us Rex
and nothing bad
is gonna happen.
So, can I have your tokens?
(SIGHS)
Yeah!
Thanks for coming
with me, Arnold.
I'm sure we're going to
have a really great time.
Sure, Eugene.
It's gonna be great.
He's a bold kid.
He's a goner.
He's a saint,
he gave me his tokens.
(ARNOLD AND EUGENE SCREAMING)
We're going all the way
to the top this time, Arnold.
Uh-huh.
When we reach the top,
we'll pause for a few seconds,
then, we'll plunge through
the two-headed tunnel,
shoot into the final loop,
and then, the ride's over.
ARNOLD: Great.
I'm too nervous to watch,
I need some pie.
Where are my tokens?
Give me my tokens!
(MIST WHOOSHING)
Oh, no.
Hey, this must be
a new feature of the ride
they never told us about.
Gee, Arnold, you don't think
we're stuck, do you?
Of course not.
(SOFTLY) Move.
Please move.
Oh, I'm sure everything's
going to be fine.
The Dinoland people
are probably taking care
of the problem right now.
Sure they are.
We'll be rolling
in no time.
OPERATOR: (OVER MEGAPHONE)
We have a slight
mechanical problem.
Nothin' to worry about.
EUGENE: We're okay up here.
I have my favorite kind
of fruit fold up
and there's plenty of
mist to keep us cool.
Ah, we'll be fine.
OPERATOR: We'll get you
rollin' in no time.
EUGENE:
Oh, they always say that.
Oh, like the time
I was stuck in the elevator
at the library,
or the time I was trapped
in the helicopter
at the air and space museum,
but this is the first time
I've ever been stuck
on a roller coaster.
Yeah, well, um,
don't worry, Eugene.
Oh, I'm not worried. Besides,
we have such a great view
from up here.
Look, isn't it great?
STINKY: We all said it.
They're doomed.
HAROLD: Mm-hmm.
How's it lookin'?
Pretty bad.
I can't get the cars to start
or the mist to stop.
They're in deep doo-doo, huh?
Real deep.
Hey, everything's fine, boys.
We have the problem
figured out and it's just
a matter of minutes
till you're safely
on the ground.
Think they bought it?
Someday, Arnold,
we'll look back
on this and laugh.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Yeah.
And besides, the man said
we'd be on the ground
in a few minutes.
Eugene, that was an hour ago.
Ah, don't worry.
If there's any more delay,
they'll just bring in
a cherry picker.
Boys, you're doing great.
I just wanted to
let you know that
we're bringing in
a cherry picker to rescue you.
It'll be here in no time.
See, Arnold, in no time.
I've only been in
a cherry picker once.
It was fun.
They rescued me from the nose
to the Statue of Justice
in the harbor.
I thought they got you down
with a fire ladder.
No, that was the second time.
The first time
they used a cherry picker.
Oh, yeah.
You know,
I was kinda surprised
you decided to come
on the roller coaster
with me, Arnold.
Why did you?
Well...
Because no one else would,
and you didn't want me
to feel bad?
Well, sort of.
That's so nice of you.
You're a real pal.
Especially considering
my being so unlucky and all.
I don't know what
you're talking about, Eugene.
It's okay, Arnold.
You don't have to pretend.
I know what
everyone says about me.
They all call me
a big jinx, don't they?
Nobody says that, Eugene.
Come on, Arnold.
I've heard it my whole life.
I've always tried to
look on the bright side,
but now that
we're stuck up here,
I guess it's time for me
to admit the truth.
(FIRE ENGINE SIRENS WAILING)
I am a jinx.
Eugene, you're not a jinx.
No matter what I do
something always goes wrong.
I just can't do
anything right.
SID: Can I talk
into the bull horn?
Sorry, it's against
Dinoland rules.
But we want to
reassure our friends
that we're here
and thinking of them.
Okay, but just this once.
Hey, Arnold!
Didn't I tell you Eugene
was the living jinx?
Yeah, and you said
you were going to prove
that he weren't. Told ya.
Can you see my house
from there?
Give me that!
EUGENE:
It's peaceful up here.
I like the view, and I've
always liked dinosaurs.
And if I get scared,
which I'm not,
I can always sing
the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song
to cheer myself up.
The "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song?
You know,
♪ The itsy bitsy spider
Went up the waterspout
Come on, Arnold,
sing it with me.
No, Eugene.
♪ Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Come on, Arnold,
you know you want to.
(SIGHS)
♪ Out came the sun
♪ And dried up all the rain
♪ And the itsy bitsy spider
Went up the spout again ♪
Hey, look, the cherry picker.
See, Arnold,
we're going to be fine.
Hello, boys.
My name is Lucky.
I'm a fireman,
and I've come to save you.
Did you hear that, Arnold?
A fireman named Lucky
is going to save us.
I just want to assure you
that I've got everything
under control.
Nothing can go wrong.
(BUZZING)
No, mercy, no.
No, no, not again.
Is there a problem, Lucky?
Of course not.
Everything's fine.
There's no problems
when Lucky's around.
(PANICKING) Oh, no!
Man, look what
Eugene's jinx did now.
It stopped
that old cherry picker
right in mid-air.
Let me get this straight.
We have two kids trapped
on top of the world's
highest roller coaster,
and now the cherry picker
that's supposed to
rescue them is stuck.
What are you two boobs
gonna do about it?
Well, there's
a professional fireman
on board the cherry picker,
he can talk to
your little friends
and keep them calm.
(SHAKILY) I don't
want to fall.
I'll be crushed like a bug.
Please, someone, please.
Don't worry, Lucky.
Someone will be up
to save us in no time.
(SOBBING) "No time"
doesn't mean anything.
They just say that
when they have no idea
how long it'll take
to really save you.
The truth is
we're all gonna fall
and be crushed like bugs.
If you're scared,
I know something
that can calm you down.
What?
♪ Out came the sun
♪ And dried up all the rain
♪ And the itsy bitsy spider
Went up the spout again ♪
Doesn't that make you
feel better, Lucky?
A little.
(GROANS)
Hold on, Lucky!
Eugene, there's
a rope behind you.
If you can attach it
to the cherry picker platform,
we can use it
to pull Lucky over to us.
Gee, I don't know if that's
such a good idea, Arnold.
You can do it.
Tie the rope into a lasso
and throw it
over the platform.
But what if
something bad happens?
What if he falls
or I drop the rope?
I mean, after all I'm a jinx.
Eugene, you can do this.
Please, let me do
something right.
Just this once
let me not be a jinx.
Oh, please, hurry.
Pull it tight.
That's it, Eugene.
(GRUNTS)
Thank you. Oh, thank you.
Arnold, I did it.
I saved Lucky.
And nothing went wrong.
I knew you could do it.
I got it.
EUGENE: Hey, we're moving.
LUCKY: Moving? Thank God.
Now, we have a nice,
slow, safe ride
down to the ground.
Nothing can go...
(SCREAMING) Wrong.
(KIDS CHEERING)
Willikers, you really
surprised us, Eugene.
GERALD: You da man, Eugene.
Hey, you want to go
on the Mr. Gator ride with us?
Sure, guys. I'd love to.
(HAROLD LAUGHS)
(EUGENE GROANS)
Eugene!
(EUGENE SCREAMING)
I'm okay!
I'm okay!
Oh, my God.
Help me, please.
Help!