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Helga

Me, Mom and Dad are supposed to visit my grandma in South Dakota.

Arnold

Sounds like fun.

Helga

I'd rather have a root canal.

Helga

Great! You lost the directions; we’re totally lost on the road to nowhere, with a map of Wankyland!

Helga

Mom, please tell me you didn’t leave your purse on top of the car again!

Miriam

Helga, you know, I think that that is exactly what happened.