(We're) Rats[]
Rats
- Rats — we're rats —
- We're furry and forlorn;
- We live in sewers, love in sewers,
- And our hearts are torn;
- We laugh, we cry,
- We sing in harmony;
- I love her — but I love him —
- And darn it, he loves me!
- Ohhh...Rats Rats Rats Rats Rats!
(We're) Rats, Part 2[]
Rats
- Nibble, nibble, nibble, nibble,
- Underneath the grimy street;
- What a dreary kibble life is;
- What a bitter dish, defeat;
- The rodent's life is pain,
- Impotent and inane —
- There's only one thing worse than Cats;
- Rats — we're rats —
- We're maudlin and repressed;
- We live in sewers, love in sewers,
- That's why we're depressed!
- And oh, the pain,
- We need to share with you,
- And in three hours,
- You're gonna feel it too!
- Ohhh...Rats — Rats, Rats, Rats!