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Gerald
- Arnold, I just got a call from the D'amato family.
Arnold
- Yeah. I just delivered the arrangement to them. It said, "Good luck" written in carnations.
Gerald
- The D'amatos ordered the sympathy wreath.
Arnold
- Oh. That explains that guy chasing me.
Gerald
- Arnold, you've messed up the entire customer-client continuum. If you delivered the D'amatos the good luck wreath, then who got the flowers they ordered?
(Cut to a new father and mother in a hospital room with the sympathy wreath.)
New father
- Honey, I swear, I didn't send this!
New mother
- (holding her new twins) You never loved me, you bum!
- Gerald
- (in Arnold's dream as an old man) Aw, this seat's pretty crowded.
- Arnold
- (as an old man) Tell me about it. Sitting next to you is my worst nightmare!
- Gerald
- Just the thought of you makes me so mad I could... I could...uh...do you remember why we stopped talking to each other?
- Arnold
- Nope, I don't.
- Gerald
- Me neither.
- Arnold
- It was something about school.
- Gerald
- No it wasn't, it was about some stupid baseball game!
- Arnold
- It was school!
- Gerald
- Baseball!
- Arnold
- You're an old stubborn fool and you're losing your mind!
- Gerald
- You smell, you hardly have any of your own teeth, and I never liked you!
- Arnold
- The happiest day of my life is when we stopped talking to each other.
- Grandpa
- (as a rotting zombie speaking in a weak eerie voice) What did I tell you, short man? (laughs until his jaw cracks and breaks off)
- Arnold
- (screaming while waking up in present) Whoa! I can't let that happen to Gerald and me. I gotta go see him. (leaves to get his apron)
- Arnold
- Hey, don't blame everything on me! You're the one who's marching around here giving orders like you're Napoleon or something!
- Gerald
- Well, if you had your way, you'd work on one flower arrangement all week!
- Arnold
- So?
- Gerald
- So? (goes up to flower statue) Look at this.
- Arnold
- This is art.
- Gerald
- Arnold, you're wasting flowers, you're wasting time, and most of all, you're wasting money!
- Arnold
- If you're so perfect, Gerald, why don't you just run the store by yourself?
- Gerald
- What are you talking about? Listen, do you feel I'm out of line?
- Arnold
- I do, and I quit!
- Gerald
- You can't quit 'cause you're fired!
- Arnold
- Too late! I quit!
- Gerald
- Aw, you just can't find good help anymore!