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- Come on, let's go already, I paid for this show!
- Paid for it? It's free, you bonehead!
- Oh brother, we're living in Geeksville.
- I think he looks highly professional.
Helga
- What, are you blind? Two pigeons just flew out of his pants!
Helga (on the "rubber" pencil)
- It's the oldest trick in the book!
Helga (on disappearing box)
- What a cheap trick!
Helga
- Hey, If I'm a ghost, I can fly. (Helga jumps straight on to the road)
Helga
- I can't believe it. They're happy I'm gone? Everybody was supposed to miss me! This can't be happening!
Person in Helga Costume (Person inside costume speaks through a voice box)
- Doy. Doy. Doy. Doy. Move it, bucko! Move it, bucko!
Helga (on the road)
- Oh wait, I forgot, I'm a ghost.
Helga
- Somebody miss me!
Sid
- And remember, if you're out three times, you're the Helga. If it's your turn to chase other kids and make you cry, you're also the Helga.
Gerald
- Well, what about when you're back in the game and everybody likes you again?
Sid
- Then you're the Gloria.
Gloria
- Cookies, anyone?
Helga
- (screams)
Arnold
- All magicians know that it takes, uh, 48 attempts to bring someone back. So finally, here she is, Helga!