The legend of Monkeyman was told by Gerald in the episode "Monkeyman!". Notably, this is the only urban legend told in rhyme.
Gerald
- How many times have we awakened to the frightful cry —
- Monkeyman!
- How many times have we seen him with the corner of our eye
- Never stopping, always speeding by
- A flash of his cape, down the alleys he streaks
- Scampering up fire escapes like a freaked-out chimpanzee
- Monkeyman!
- Some say he's a force for good
- A twisted urban Robin Hood
- Defending the weak and downtrodden
- Some say he's a force for bad
- A tricky and conniving cad
- Forlorn and just plain rotten
- Still others say he's some guy in pajamas
- Living on stolen bananas
- Who knows? No one's ever talked to him
- But if you find yourself in the heart of downtown
- Keep looking around
- Because you just might run into him...
- Monkeyman!