The Legend of Arnold is one of the urban legends told by Gerald after being introduced by Sid.
Sid
- The Legend of Arnold will be passed down from kid generation to kid generation and onward, and Gerald is the Keeper of All Legends, the Teller of All Tales. Take it away, Gerald.
Gerald
- We call him "Arnold", friend to all, force for decency, doer of good. He's the most dependable, trusty, true blue friend I can ever imagine. Help you in a second, no questions asked. And I know plenty of others say the same. Let's hear from some people who Arnold has helped.
Stoop Kid
- I would've never left my stoop. And now look at me, sittin' on the biggest stoop in the city. And it's all because of Arnold. Now I can harass people from my stoop, and from off my stoop! (laughs) Anyway, guy's got a great heart.
Rhonda
- He helps me get over myself. Now I'm tolerant, gracious, and self-effacing. Oh, and humble. I'll get a copy of this, right?
Dino Spumoni
- Arnold put me back together with my old partner Don, and remade my career. I get applause from fans, but Arnold's the real star, baby!
Pigeon Man
- Arnold helped me escape the cage of my old rooftop habitat. Now, I'm as free as a bird! Merci, Arnold.
Big Patty
- Arnold listened to me and treated me just like another friend. He's, y'know, pure of heart. I'll never forget that, Arnold.
Coach Wittenberg
- I can inaudibly say that the over-esteemed Arnold put the "Coach" back into "Coach Wittenberg"!
Harold
- I was a one-dimensional bully until Arnold showed me my sensitive side.
Curly
- "Arnold". Never heard of him.
Eugene
- Arnold almost killed me.
Lila
- (laughs)
Eugene
- But then saved my life, got me a new fish... (Everyone laughs.) ...kept me from going bad. Thanks, Arnold! What a pal!
Peapod Kid
- (laughs)
Eugene
- I'm okay!
Gerald
- Hey, Arnold. You're a bold kid, and a true hero.
Sid
- (laughs nervously)