I'm Nuttin' Without You is a song written and performed by Dino Spumoni and Don Reynolds in-universe, and Jim Lang in real life. The song originated from two solo attempts by Dino and Don. Don's solo song featured the lyrics, but with an unsuitable melody, while Dino's song featured the melody, but with meaningless lyrics. Arnold and Gerald, upon realizing the solo songs didn't work, added Don's lyrics to Dino's melody to create the song, crediting both performers with it.
Lyrics[]
- Without Oliver Hardy, Stan Laurel wouldn't show,
- And there ain't no romance in a solo Romeo;
- Without Sacajawea, Clark would still be in Duluth;
- Without you with me baby, I'm nuttin' — that's the truth!
- Without Tweedledum, Tweedledee ain't worth a thing;
- Without Quasimodo, that big bell wouldn't ring;
- Without Dr. Watson, Sherlock wouldn't have a clue;
- Without you with me baby, I'm nuttin' — no, nuttin' —
- I'm nuttin' without you!
- Yeah!