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- Who'd touched my button?!
- (Arnold & Gerald are smiling in a slightly perverse way)
- ME! ME!
Gerald
- Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget
- Black or pink?
Gerald
- Uh, we'll take black.
Arnold
- What's wrong with old things? Some old things are great.
- Yeah, like Mrs. Vitello.
Mrs. Vitello (Hitting Harold)
- Whippersnapper!
Arnold
- Grandma!
Ernie
- She's still in jail.
Arnold
- I thought they were keeping her one night.
Ernie Potts
- Yeah, but she keeps trying to escape. Like she thinks it's a game. Fourth time they've brought her back in.
Helga
- My brave little football-headed hero.
Arnold
- I think I need to go lie down.
Helga
- I'll go with you!
- (Arnold, sees Gerald praying)
Arnold
- I didn't know you were so religious.
Gerald
- Neither did I.
Eugene Horowitz (singing)
- This is our neighborhood! How can they tear it down! How can they turn our smile into a frown!
Arnold (turns off stereo)
- No singing, Eugene.
Eugene Horowitz
- But the occasion called for it.
Arnold
- No, Eugene. No singing.
Stinky Peterson (about Scheck)
- He sure gives me the willies.
Gerald
- Yeah, but he looks good in a suit.
Arnold (annoyed)
- Gerald...
Gerald
- I know. I'm just saying.
- And I would of gotten away with it, if it weren't for that meddling football head, that kid with all the hair, and that brat with the one eyebrow.
- Ah, tell it to the judge, donut hole.
- I could get you that pony you've been wanting.
Helga
- I wanted a pony when I was five, Dad.
Helga (as deep voice)
- I'm everywhere and nowhere, but mostly I'm everywhere.
Helga
- I wish I had a sign. (pigeon poops on her) Perfect.
Scheck (singing)
- Life is just a bowl of cherries.
- (at end of movie)
Arnold
- Now you're looking on the bright side?
Gerald
- Somebody has too.