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Arnold

Helga's a girl.

Gerald

She is? (Glances at Helga) Oh, yeah, I always forget.

Harold

Wait a minute, you can't play. This game is boys only!

Helga

Says who, pink boy?

Harold

Says, uh... Sid! Yeah, tell her, Sid!

Sid

Please don't hurt me!

Harold

(Singsongly mockingly) Helga's not a girl. Helga's not a girl.

Arnold

Y'know, Gerald, I almost feel sorry for Helga.

Gerald

The keyword there is "almost".

Helga

"Not girl enough." (scoffs) What a bunch of crap! I am too a girl. I'm pretty. I'm feminine. I'm delicate. (Helga bumps into someone)

Man

Oh, excuse me young man.

Helga

I'm a girl!

Helga (at seeing Phoebe laugh at a joke about Helga)

Et tu, Phoebe?

Cashier

Yeah, um, how much is this magazine to make ugly girls look pretty?

Sid

I just saw Helga on her way to Rhonda's party and she was all dolled up... LIKE A GIRL!

Helga

You're right, Rhonda. I'm not like rest of you. I'm not wearing a mask. I mean, look at us! Tin foil in our hair? Glop on our faces? High-heeled shoes? Why are we wearing them? We're already taller than the boys!

Harold


Rhonda (applying red lipstick on a tied up Harold, who's dressed like a girl)

What do you say? Burnt Cooper or Coral Pink?

Harold (trying to spit out the lipstick and screams)

Help!, Let me go! Let me goooo!