Haunted Train (episode)/Lyrics

Haunted Train Blues

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Gerald

They say he lost his mind;

went crazy on that day;

ran his train right off the tracks

and drove it straight to — Hey!

Where's the engineer?

Been waiting all night long;

better show up soon

or I'mma have to say so long!

Whoo-whoo!

Been waiting on the haunted train...

Helga

That's it!

The Haunted Train

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The Haunted Train Engineer

Sometimes, late at night,

you can hear the whistle wail

with a spooky, screechy sound

like a wheel gone off the rail;

and up in the smoky clouds,

you can almost recognize

the ghost of a crazy engineer

with fiery cinder eyes;

I say, Whoo-whoo!

Can't you hear the haunted train?

Whoo-whoo!

Waiting on a haunted train

I'm gonna, crash that engine,

you know, only sticks and stones

and old conductors' bones remain...

Take me to the roundhouse

It's spooky....