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- (Grandpa believes he has died)
- Well, that's it. I must be in heaven. Wait a minute. Oh, no! Oskar's here! This must be the other place!
Arnold
- No, Grandpa, it's the boarding house, you're still here with us.
Grandpa
- Yes, well it's still my time to go, just like my grandfather before me: born in 1830, died in 1921, and his father: born in 1800, died in 1891.
Arnold
- Grandpa! That means they were both 91 when they died!
Grandpa
- (counting): 900 carry the three...
- Oh I'm an idiot! That's right! The family curse is 91, not 81! That means I have ten more years before I'm worm chow! I'm not going to die! At least not now.
( Grandma:
(playing Stars and Stripes Forever on the organ)
Grandma and Grandpa:
(singing): Three cheers for the red, white & blue! Whoo! (humming)
Oskar:
(disappointed): Oh, great. Now I lose the pool.
Mr. Hyunh:
You see, you see?! I all dress up, and nothing!
- Good morning, Grandpa.
- What's so good about it?
Grandpa
- The reason I asked you all here is, well, I thought long and hard about it, and I decided that I'm leaving each and every one of you... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! Now scram! All of you! Shoosh! Vamoose!
- I don't believe this guy, he's so cheap!
Grandpa
- I'M CROAKIN' AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT!! Kind of puts a little damper on your plan, doesn't it, short man?