Lila's audition[]
- It's not easy being perfect
- It's not easy being sweet
- To be constantly amusing
- And have dainty size 6 feet
- I'm Little Miss Perfect, or so people say
- Nonetheless, I must confess
- That it's hard being me
- And in spite of what you see
- I'm perfectly sad today
Eugene, Eugene![]
- Eugene! Eugene!
- Eugene! Eugene!
- Who's the pluckiest, life is duckiest
- Gosh darn unluckiest, watch out for that truckiest
- Fellow you've ever seen?
- Eugene! Eungene!
- Who's the jolliest, trip and falliest
- By gosh, by golliest, watch out for that trolleyest
- Fellow who's ever been?
- Eugene! Eugene!
- Eugene! Eugene Eugene!
When Life Gives You Lemons, Dance![]
Eugene
- When life gives you lemons, dance!
- Dance like there's a muskrat in your pants
- When your toes are tappin'
- Nothin' bad can happen
- When life gives you lemons, dance!
- When life lays a lemon on your plate,
- Kick up your heels and celebrate
- When you're caught in a downpour
- With nothing to live for
- Strike your most spirited stance...
- And dance! Dance!! Dance!!!
Nice Guys Finish Last[]
Arnold[]
- Nice guys finish last
- Bad guys have a blast
- Take his money — grab his honey
- Dump that loser fast
- Who cares if you're nice?
- Nice guys pay the price
- Life lambasts them
- While jerks cruise past them
- Right to the head of the class
- Because nice guys finish last!
Keep Your Sunny Side Up[]
Eugene
- So keep your chin in the air
- A spring in your step
- Keep a-walkin' with flair
- Chock full o' pep
- Despite all the odds
- Just pump up those clogs
- Keep your sunny side up!
Chorus
- Greet the world with a grin!
Eugene
- Keep the blues in a jar!
Chorus
- Keep your sunny side up!
Eugene
- You're gonna go far!
Chorus
- Who cares if your day
- is foggy and gray?
- Keep your sunny side — keep your funny side
Eugene
- Keep your sunny side up!
When Life Gives You Lemons, Dance! (Ending version)[]
Chorus
- When life gives you lemons, dance!
- Dance like there's a muskrat in your pants
- When your toes are tappin'
- Nothin' bad can happen
- When life gives you lemons, dance!
- When they kick you in the rear don't miss your chance
- Dance like your pants are full of ants!
- When you're caught in a downpour
- With nothing to live for
- Strike your most spirited stance...
Boys
- And dance...
Girls
- (let 'em know your life is sweet!)
Boys'
- Dance...
Girls
- (till the juice gets on your feet!)
Chorus
- You can breakdance, or tango,
- or frug, or fandango,
- or hula, But don't miss your chance!!
- When life give you lemons...
- Dance!
- Dance!!
- Dance!!!