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Helga (first line of the series)
- Arnold! (High pitched, 2 Times) Hey, Arnold! Get off that stage!
Arnold
- Sorry.
- Know your lines? Of course you already know your lines. But I don't want to just hear your lines... I want to feel whats in your souls.
- Do vegetables have souls?
Helga
- Hey, where are the fruits?
- They're not here, Helga. They never showed up.
Helga
- Arn-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld!
Arnold (across town on a bus)
- Did you hear something just now?
Gerald
- The journey is the destination, man.
Arnold
- What does that mean?
Gerald
- I don't know. I heard it in a hippie movie once.
Arnold
- (to Gerald) You and your hippie movies.
Arnold
- Wow, people downtown sure are friendly.
Helga
- People, People (claps twice). Now remember, a play has a life of it's own, it's got to breath (pounds milk costume). Every food group must build upon the food group that came before it. First, the legumes.
Peapod kid
- Legumes? I thought we were beans.
Helga
- You ARE, genius!