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Gerald

Are you all right, man?

Arnold

I'm fine, Miss Felter.

Stinky

(to Gerald) You don't look nothin' like Miss Felter.

Gerald

Why are you reading this junk? (Teases) Oh, right, you have a crush on Miss Felter...

Arnold

I like poetry, it has nothing to do with her.

Gerald

Right. Later, man.
(As Gerald's walking away)

Arnold

Oh soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the east...
(Gerald pauses)

Arnold (In a dreamy voice)

... and... Miss Felter is the sun.

Gerald (In disgust)

That's it, now I'm pukin'.

Helga

Running, always running away from me. Oh, how I long to match Arnold's stride, run with him as one, break the tape at the finish line of life as Mrs. Arnold... Wait, what is his last name?

Gerald

You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita. (purrs)

Arnold

Do I have to purr?

Gerald

Yes, chicks dig the purr!

Arnold (To Miss Felter after Gerald's voice is heard through the walkie talkie that is in Arnold's pants)

Sometimes my pants... they talk.

Arnold

You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita.

Miss Felter

Muchas gracias.

Arnold

Aw, enchilada.
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