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Willie the Jolly Olly Man

Get in the truck!

Arnold

But that's the freezer!

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Arnold

I got the Jolly Olly Man.

Gerald

That's great! Spending the whole day in an ice-cream truck, stuffing your face with ice-cream!

Arnold

But Gerald, the Jolly Olly Man is a stingy, mean spirited jerk, who hates kids and is constantly teetering on the brink of insanity.

Gerald

Everything's always gotta be perfect for you doesn't it.

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Arnold

Now, about my grade....

Willie the Jolly Olly Man

Oh, your grade, that's right...  You get an F, kid!  A big fat F!

Arnold

Huh?!

Willie the Jolly Olly Man

F for friendly! Just kidding! Ahahaha! You get an A!

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Willie the Jolly Olly Man

(last lines, after his father disapprovingly glares at him before driving off) I guess the laugh's on you now, huh, dad? Oh, yeah! You thought you were gonna fire me, didn't you? Well, you can't fire me! 'Cause I sold all my ice cream--every last one! Ooh, and the kids love me! I'M THE JOLLY OLLY MAN!!! I'M STAYIN' RIGHT HERE!!! (laughs triumphantly and maniacally)