Better Not Touch My Gal

See also: "Better Not Touch My Chick", from the episode "Dino Checks Out"

You'd Better Not Touch My Gal is a song written and performed by Dino Spumoni and Don Reynolds in-universe, and Jim Lang in real life.

Lyrics[]

You better not touch my gal

Or I'll pop you in the kisser, pal;

You better not even try,

Or you'll be lookin' at a big black eye!

So listen good, you two-bit hood,

I'll give you to the count of ten,

And if you're not gone by the crack of dawn,

You'll never, ever eat —

No, you better be discreet —

Or you'll never, ever, eat solid food again!