Better Not Touch My Chick

See also: "Better Not Touch My Gal", from the episode "Partners"

You'd Better Not Touch My Chick is a song written and performed by Dino Spumoni and Don Reynolds in-universe, and Jim Lang in real life.

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You better not touch my chick

Or I'll beat you with a big fat stick;

You better not nose around

Or I'll bop you like a pop-up clown

So get this straight, you retro bait

I'll give you 'til the count of ten