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Mr. Simmons' classroom[]
(Sid, Harold and Stinky are presenting a project to the class)
Stinky
- If Harold can finish this last piece of fudge, it proves a kid can eat seven pounds of chocolate and not exploding or nothing. (turns on a radio as Harold takes one last piece of chocolate)
Harold
- (feeling queasy) Oh-ho, I swallowed it. (groans)
(The class cheers)
Nadine
- No problem, Rhonda. Our presentation will be better.
Rhonda
- Way better.
Mr. Simmons
- (shakes Sid and Stinky's hands) Boys, thank you for your presentation. Your fudge project was very uniquely you. (turns to Harold) Harold, would you like to go the nurse's office and lie down?
(Harold's face glows green and he leaves the classroom as the bell rings)
Mr. Simmons
- Oh, it's lunchtime, boys and girls. Okay, who'll be "uniquely you" today? Nadine, Rhonda, Arnold, aren't you the next trio?
Arnold
- (gets up from his desk) Yeah. We're workin' on it, Mr. Simmons.
Cafeteria[]
Gerald
- Well, my presentation's over. Being "uniquely you" with Helga? Man, that was humiliating.
Arnold
- Yeah, I'm glad it was. I'm glad I got Rhonda and Nadine as partners. (looks at them) They always get along.
(Cut to Rhonda and Nadine at a table)
Rhonda
- Thanks, Nadine. Want my chocolate pudding snack? (Nadine shakes her head while eating) Oh, I've got it. (looks through a magazine) Let's tell Arnold we're doing a fashion review from the 60's. You know, eyeliner, white lipstick, and little pillbox hats. Don't you love it?
Nadine
- Not really. (pulls up a jar with an insect in it) I wanna do a project on the Malaysian beetle. It's amazing. (opens the lid) You can let it go, wait for it to catch something and then take pictures. (takes the beetle out) Look.
Rhonda
- (grossed out) EWW!!!! I can't believe you, Nadine. (takes her magazine) That's disgusting. (moves her tray) Get it away from my food.
Nadine
- (puts her bug back in the jar and puts the lid back on) It's not disgusting. It's part of nature.
Rhonda
- That's not nature. (flicks her hair) Nature's beautiful. That's a hideous bug.
Nadine
- (arguing back) It's not a bug, it's a beetle. You don't even know the difference between a bug and a Malaysian beetle? (laughs as Rhonda lowers down her magazine)
Rhonda
- Well, who cares what the difference is? They're all equally gross. Anyway, we're doing a fashion review. So just forget about it. (leaves)
Nadine
- But I wanna do an insect report.
Nadine
- Well, you get to pick next time. This time, we're doing a fashion review.
Nadine
- You always get to pick and we always end up playing supermodels. It's not fair.