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Arnold
3,936... 3,937 dollars!
Sid
We're rich! We're rich!
Gerald
That's $1,312 each. Plus change.
Arnold
I guess we should turn it in to the police
Sid
Huh?
Arnold
It's not our money. Somebody obviously lost it.
Sid
We don't know that. Maybe they threw it away.
Gerald
Why would anyone throw away $3,937?
Sid
Maybe they just didn't want the money. Or maybe they had so much money, they were sick of it all. And they just decided to throw it in the trash so they could live a simpler and more carefree life.
Arnold
Come on, Sid. Do you really believe that?
Sid
Yes. Yes, I do.
Arnold
Look, we have to turn the money in. Besides, there might be a reward.
Gerald
He's right, Sid.
Sid
Okay, okay, if we have to get all moral about it.

Grandpa Phil (trying to cheer Arnold up)

We'll grow old together... Oh, wait a minute, I'm already old! Well, okay, so you'll grow old alone with no one to talk to and nothing to come to, except your fun memories and...
(Arnold gets sad)
...me and... I'm not helping, am I?

Arnold (Explaining what happened to the money)

There was this old lady on the bus, and she had pink hair, and a peg leg... and one eyebrow. And she had a bunch of shopping bags, and she must have taken my bag by mistake.
(Nobody believes him; later)

Sid

Who the heck is that?

Stinky

I reckon it's an old lady with pink hair, a peg leg, and one eyebrow.