Baby Oskar (episode)/Quotes

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Oskar: Suzie, make me a sandwich!
Suzie: In a minute, Oskar, I'm ironing your pants.
Oskar: Why can't you do both at the same time?
Suzie: Oh, Oskar.
Oskar: What?
Suzie: You know how much I have to do, why can't you just help out a little bit? You know my cousin Nancy is going to be here any minute with her baby.

Suzie: Oskar, please!
Oskar: What? I have to practice.
Suzie: You're not the only person in this house, all you ever think of is yourself.
Oskar: What's wrong with that?

Suzie: When are you going to grow up and be responsible?
Oskar: I'll do it tomorrow.
Suzie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow! That's all I ever hear from you!
Oskar: What's wrong with tomorrow? It's a good day.
Suzie: Sure it's a good day for you! Tomorrow's a grand day, because tomorrow's the day you'll get a good job! Tomorrow's the day you'll pay the bills! Tomorrow's the day you'll grow up and start acting responsible. But tomorrow never comes for you, does it, Oskar?? Because it's always so conveniently a day away.
Oskar: That's right, it's only a day away just like that song the little orphan girl sings!
Suzie: What about today Oskar, and what about yesterday? When I needed your help you just loafed around the house! When I had to take care of the cleaning, the bills, and the baby all you could do was whine and moan, and ask me to make you a sandwich!
Oskar: That's right and you never did!
Suzie: Because I was busy! You expect everyone else to take care of you!
Oskar: Suzie, I don't expect everyone else to take care of me. Just you!